Monday, December 29, 2008

Uber Crapfest

Dragonball:


This looks like a mix between 'Power Rangers' and 'Fantastic Four 'with the production value of 'Walker: Texas Ranger'.

And shouldn't Goku be Japanese?

FAIL!

.....speaking of characters who don't match their supposed ethnicities, have you seen the girl who plays Chun-Li? She isn't even Chinese! WTF? And the movie doesn't have Ken or Ryu in it? WHAT?

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li


Well... at least we have "G.I. Joe" to look forward to.

Ray Park as Snake Eyes? Yes!



Oh wait a minute.... Joseph Gordon Levitt plays Cobra Commander..... kill me now....







1 comment:

  1. i saw a viking movie the other day. american.
    that was fucking sad.
    they even added the horned helmets, but the best part was:
    they sailed a spanish styled full rigged galleon. YEAH.
    with cannons.
    m-hm.
    they missed out on the longboat.

    always cute when such ammounts of attention are paid to detail. the greatest shame of all, is that neither norway, sweden, iceland or denmark has, to this day, made a serious viking movie :(
    not one.
    :(

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